📜 What is $RUG?
$RUG is a Solana-based meme coin created with zero utility, no road map, and an overconfident attitude.
It lives on Pump.fun, where dreams are made and portfolios explode (or implode) in glorious 15-minute intervals.
TL;DR:
We will not save the world. We will not revolutionize DeFi.
We might rug. We might moon. We will definitely vibe.
🤡 Why Buy $RUG?
We’re not here to convince you. We’re here to confuse you.
Here are completely irrational reasons to grab some $RUG:
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🧼 Your wallet is too clean. Add some RUG to dirty it up.
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🧠 You’ve been thinking too hard. Time to degenerate.
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🐸 Memes > Metrics.
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⏳ You missed DOGE, SHIB, PEPE. Don’t miss $RUG or... do. We don’t care.
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🧨 Risk is the spice of life. $RUG is straight ghost pepper.
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🎰 It’s like gambling, but more unpredictable.
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🪑 Because the chair was a lie, and so is financial stability.
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💀 You’re gonna get rugged anyway. Might as well be by a coin called RUG.
💰 Tokenomics? Lol ok.
Here’s what we know:
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Supply: Way too many. Not enough. Who's counting?
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Utility: Meme. Nothing else.
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Taxes: Zero. Like our planning.
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Liquidity: Locked on pump.fun like your ex’s heart.
🧠 Roadmap?
Q1 – Launch.
Q2 – Meme.
Q3 – Panic.
Q4 – Glory or doom. Or both.
🚨 Warnings (But Make It Fun)
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🐉 Not a dragon. Not a security.
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🚀 Not guaranteed to moon. Might spiral.
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🧻 Not financial advice. Just toilet paper vibes.
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🦧 Your net worth may become a meme.
🛠️ How to Buy
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Go to Pump.fun
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Search for RUGPULL or $RUG
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Click. Buy. Pray.
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Post memes. Cope together.
📢 Community
Join the cult—er, community:
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Telegram? Maybe.
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X/Twitter? Probably. (1) RUGPULL $RUG (@rugpullmemeblog) / X
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Discord? Possibly unmoderated.
DMs open. Rugs inevitable.
Together we rug, together we laugh.
✍️ Final Words
We’re not a revolution.
We’re a meme-shaped smoke bomb.
Buy $RUG for the fun, stay for the confusion.
If it moons, you're a genius.
If it rugs, you were warned.
$RUG – The only coin honest enough to tell you what’s coming.
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